When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out
in the most innocent way possible:
taking off your shoes in my bedroom
climbing under the sheets and watching
whatever’s in my Netflix queue
barely even touching
talking about our days until we
fall asleep with our
clothes still on.
But another, hungrier part of me
wants you unbuttoning your shirt
before you’re completely through my door
falling onto my bed
your fingers not moving fast enough
to take off my clothes
your mouth twitching as you
shake out my name."